Posts tagged Megan Fox.

Most guys want a girl with “certain” body parts that will please them.
Some guys want a girl with a huge chest.
Some guys want a girl with a “nice ass.”

You know what I want?
I want a girl with a great heart.
I want a girl who has a smart brain.
I want a girl who I can fall in love with from what’s inside, not out.

I don’t want a Victoria Secret Supermodel.
I don’t want Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson.
I don’t want someone everyone finds attractive because of their looks.
I want attraction from someone’s personality.

Call me a hopeless romantic.
It’s practically my nickname. 



Also, did I really follow up on an American Psycho post with this? Huh.

Now that’s a blowjob to die for, err… from.

Now that’s a blowjob to die for, err… from.

Sure, I can say Megan Fox is beyond fucking hot. But I never call a girl “hot.” Just sounds too demeaning. I don’t know a girl who would prefer to be called “hot” or “bomb” or the annoying “fine,” instead of “cute” or “beautiful” or “gorgeous.”But to be honest, as pleasing as it is to the eye to look at Megan. I’m much more interested in the bathroom. It looks lovely. I absolutely love the tile on the wall. And the sink is huge! Which I would love to have. I have this small fucking sink. Well, it’s average. But I would prefer a bigger one. I constantly wash my hair and since no one uses my bathroom, I prefer washing it in the sink then the shower, unless I am showering. I love how these last couple of sentences sound a bit perverted. But it’s the truth. I want a nice bathroom like that. Who knows, maybe if I get one this nice, Megan will come and take some photos in it. But not near my sink. Go use the towel rack or something.

Sure, I can say Megan Fox is beyond fucking hot. But I never call a girl “hot.” Just sounds too demeaning. I don’t know a girl who would prefer to be called “hot” or “bomb” or the annoying “fine,” instead of “cute” or “beautiful” or “gorgeous.”

But to be honest, as pleasing as it is to the eye to look at Megan. I’m much more interested in the bathroom. It looks lovely. I absolutely love the tile on the wall. And the sink is huge! Which I would love to have. I have this small fucking sink. Well, it’s average. But I would prefer a bigger one. I constantly wash my hair and since no one uses my bathroom, I prefer washing it in the sink then the shower, unless I am showering. I love how these last couple of sentences sound a bit perverted. But it’s the truth. I want a nice bathroom like that. Who knows, maybe if I get one this nice, Megan will come and take some photos in it. But not near my sink. Go use the towel rack or something.