Posts tagged :p.

I wish I had someone who would have spell fights with me through our ask boxes.

Accio Best Friend? No? Okay…

#:p  

(via aydreeahnah)

Oh.. P.s.

Contagion was fucking amazing.
Went to see it on Saturday. Need to see it again A.S.A.P!
Steven Soderbergh makes another amazing film.
The ending was absolutely great. It was a “beginning is the ending” end. But not in the usual sense.
Definitely a must watch and a must buy.

Best line: "Blogging isn’t writing. It’s graffiti with punctuation."

Shame I’m not a slutty girl who loves to post nudes, as I often see on here, bragging about their thousands of "devoted" followers.I guess you all have to settle for a kitty cat licking a piece of an apple.

Shame I’m not a slutty girl who loves to post nudes, as I often see on here, bragging about their thousands of "devoted" followers.

I guess you all have to settle for a kitty cat licking a piece of an apple.

#Kitty cat  #Apple  #:p  
Not even an hour has passed and my Slytherin post is already +200 on notes. ;p

Not even an hour has passed and my Slytherin post is already +200 on notes. ;p

That awkward moment when you buy a bitch drink at the bar.
And everyone laughs at you.
"What is it, your period?"
So you get a stronger drink to prove everyone wrong & say you can hang.
But in reality, they all know that you can’t handle it, so they’re just waiting for you to be shitfaced.
Meanwhile, you notice this, so you try to stay calm & cool.
But by doing so, you have on that drunk face. 0_o
Then you blackout.
You wake up outside in the backseat of your car with vomit on the floor.
And you realize that it’s already 10:30 in the morning.
"SHIT!!! This can’t be happening!!"
Your SAT’s were today.
And you can’t walk in halfway.
The ending result is you don’t go to college for a year.
You start wondering if you should get a job.
You do… At the bar… Since now you can handle a drink…
And now everyone likes drinking with you!
But you start to drink more & more…
So they fire you for being intoxicated while you’re on call.
Now you get slightly depressed.
No school… No job… Too lazy to go find another one…
Still drinking…
Now, you’re a full-on alcoholic…
A year passes by.
Forget to take SAT’s again.
Check into rehab.
Meet a crackwhore who hates you.
Says you were “eyeballing” her during a AA meeting.
Start going into withdrawal during the middle of the night.
Crackwhore hears you & says to “shut yo’ whinyass fuckin’ mouth, punk bitch!”
Crackwhore’s threat isn’t registered into your mind.
Crackwhore gets up.
Grabs homemade shank from under her cot.
Crackwhore walks over to you.
Crackwhore stabs you.
You die.
All ‘cause you wanted to prove you can drink.

Now, don’t worry!
You can avoid this.
Here’s two ways;

  1. If someone makes fun of your drink, smash it on their head & beat them to a bloody pulp.
    Result:

    • People will think you’re a badass. 
    • You go to college.
    • Become doctor.
  2. Just don’t drink at all.
    Result:
    • You aren’t hungover. 
    • On time to take SAT’s.
    • Get a 1600.
    • Attend Harvard.
    • Drop out and start billion dollar website.

And there you have it, kids!